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avatar SteelSpidey 10 day.ago

You know, I never knew my real ladder.

But my step ladder was always there to pick me up.

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1. What do you call a display of *Great White* sushi?

A Sharkuterie Tray.

2. What do you call a display of *Great White* sushi?

A Sharkuterie Tray.

3. Why did the Turtle cross the road?

Just for the shell of it..

4. I hate people that don't have toes

Because I'm lacktoes intolerant.

5. People ask why I don't print words and text with my dominant hand, even though I'm left handed.

It's because I right.

6. Why did our great grandparents have so many kids?

Because in those times ladies were not allowed to open their mouths.

7. Researchers discovered the purpose of the Easter Island status: very early advertisements

For Head & Shoulders shampoo

8. I just visited a Spanish village

With brand new signs on every corner saying “Calle”. The mayor’s brother-in-law told him that to attract more visitors, he should put up street signs.

9. Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

10. I got sent to HR for making a bomb threat at work.

I told them. “No, what I said was don’t go near the bathroom,because I’m about to blow it up.”

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